I Turned My iPhone into a Vibrator Using Apps. This Is My Story 2
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The year is 2020 and we masturbate with the mini-computers we carry around in our pockets.
1 . iVibe Vibrating Massager, free with in-app purchases. #keyword#
This one also has three settings — regular pulse, fast pulse, and FULL SPEED. (You get more — "heartbeat pattern" and "reverse ball" caught my eye — but it'll cost ya $1.99!) And again with the ads! (But I guess if you're holding it downtown the whole time, it doesn't really matter.). For FREE visit #links#
I went straight for Full Speed because this isn't amateur hour. And much like that Morales in A Chorus Line, I felt nothing.
I decided to spring for the extra $1.99 because I'm made of money to try some of the other speeds. Maybe these app developers are saving the big guns for those who are serious about masturbating with their phones. I downloaded the packet, which included eight new speeds, and I cycled through them, and was met with the initial issue of the vibration just not being strong enough. Also, every time you want to switch speeds/patterns, you have to lift your phone back out, and that can really ruin momentum.#keyword#
It's not to say there's nothing; there definitely tingle, and if I try to get into the pervy mindset #links#, I can get turned on a little, but it's not exactly enough to get me ~there~.
Did I orgasm? Nope! And I'm getting frustrated!
2. iMassage U - Vibrating Massager, free with in-app purchases.
Again, this one has ads and limited vibing settings unless you'll fork over the additional $1.99. Again, it's fully unsatisfying.
I took this one out into the wild and slipped it between my legs while riding the bus and accomplished two things: 1. I felt like a for real idiot, and 2. The bumps from the bus hitting the many, many potholes that litter the road (thank you, Los Angeles!) was definitely a more sexually thrilling experience. I rode one stop and turned back around! I've been routinely fucked by LA #links# public transportation, but this isn't one of those times.
Did I orgasm? NO! UGH!
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#links#
The year is 2020 and we masturbate with the mini-computers we carry around in our pockets.
1 . iVibe Vibrating Massager, free with in-app purchases. #keyword#
This one also has three settings — regular pulse, fast pulse, and FULL SPEED. (You get more — "heartbeat pattern" and "reverse ball" caught my eye — but it'll cost ya $1.99!) And again with the ads! (But I guess if you're holding it downtown the whole time, it doesn't really matter.). For FREE visit #links#
I went straight for Full Speed because this isn't amateur hour. And much like that Morales in A Chorus Line, I felt nothing.
I decided to spring for the extra $1.99 because I'm made of money to try some of the other speeds. Maybe these app developers are saving the big guns for those who are serious about masturbating with their phones. I downloaded the packet, which included eight new speeds, and I cycled through them, and was met with the initial issue of the vibration just not being strong enough. Also, every time you want to switch speeds/patterns, you have to lift your phone back out, and that can really ruin momentum.#keyword#
It's not to say there's nothing; there definitely tingle, and if I try to get into the pervy mindset #links#, I can get turned on a little, but it's not exactly enough to get me ~there~.
Did I orgasm? Nope! And I'm getting frustrated!
2. iMassage U - Vibrating Massager, free with in-app purchases.
Again, this one has ads and limited vibing settings unless you'll fork over the additional $1.99. Again, it's fully unsatisfying.
I took this one out into the wild and slipped it between my legs while riding the bus and accomplished two things: 1. I felt like a for real idiot, and 2. The bumps from the bus hitting the many, many potholes that litter the road (thank you, Los Angeles!) was definitely a more sexually thrilling experience. I rode one stop and turned back around! I've been routinely fucked by LA #links# public transportation, but this isn't one of those times.
Did I orgasm? NO! UGH!
